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United Patdowns is a nation led by Agent SloppyBurrito on the continent of Asia. United Patdowns's government is a Banana Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, United Patdowns favors moderate policies. The official currency of United Patdowns is the Bus Tokens. At 34 days old, United Patdowns is an established nation. United Patdowns has a population of 1,972,281 and a land area of 21,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 93.92. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Basic Information
Nation Name: United Patdowns VIP
Leader Name: SloppyBurrito
Nation ID: 704109
Founded: 03/01/2025 (34 Days Old)
Last Activity: Last active on 03/17/2025
Unique ID: 5a0a21e990f70f6cafa18dee9
International Relations
Alliance: Test Server Alliance Alliance Flag
No Fly List
Alliance Seniority:34 days
Color Trade Bloc: The Beige Protection Bloc
Beige Turns Left: 4 (0.3 days)
Commendations: 3
Denouncements: 1
Nation Page Visits: 485
Recent Visitors: VIP Only 0 nations from 0 alliances in past 24 hours
Economic
Population: 1,972,281
Infrastructure: 16,518.80
Land Area: 21,000 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density: 93.92 people/sq. mi
GDP: $894,756,602.00
GDP per Capita: $453.67
GNI: $540,963,580.00
Economic Policies: Moderate
Currency: Currency Image Bus Tokens
Domestic
Government Type: Banana Republic Govt Icon
Domestic Policy: Imperialism Imperialism Icon
Social Policies: Moderate
State Religion: None None
National Animal: National Animal ImageBat
Approval Rating: 0% (-1.19)
Pollution Index: 134 points
Radiation Index: 8.44 R (Global: 24.91 R)
Military
Nation Rank: #146 of 645 Nations (22.64%)
Nation Score: More Information 2,702.37
War Policy: Help Fortress Fortress Icon
Soldiers:
Casualties:
Killed:		 0
1,881,620
2,333,629
Tanks:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 2,936
118,629
153,413
Aircraft:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 0
6,703
9,378
Ships:
Lost:
Destroyed:		 106
1,053
962
Spies:
Lost:
Captured:		 60
Unknown
Unknown
Missiles:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
12
Nuclear Weapons:
Launched:
Eaten:		 0
0
5
Military Research
Ground Capacity
Ground Cost
Air Capacity
Air Cost
Naval Capacity
Naval Cost 		Total: 21
5
0
13
0
3
0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed: 7,172.91
Infrastructure Lost: 12,083.00
Money Looted: $96,930,735.74
Wars Won: 1
Wars Lost: 7
Bounties

There are no posted bounties on this nation.

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Nation Activity
04/03 12:16 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Velakryian Empire for the reason of "Your national bird pooped on our embassy's roof.".
04/01 11:22 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Lantean for the reason of "Raid pm for peace".
03/31 04:32 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Scandica for the reason of "Me too, thanks".
03/28 08:05 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Velakryian Empire for the reason of "Our astrologers said your moon phase is messing up our vibes.".
03/16 02:08 am - United Patdowns declared war on Scandica for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.".
03/16 12:56 am - Asbestosmuncher__ of The Gravel Pits has publicly denounced the nation of United Patdowns.
03/13 07:43 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Egypt for the reason of "By the gods, your insolence cannot go unpunished.".
03/12 07:34 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Dreizehn Fixer Office for the reason of "The will of the Senate is clear. War must come to those who oppose us.".
03/12 12:02 am - United Patdowns declared war on OnvOckIS for the reason of "Welcome to Orbis.".
03/11 09:39 pm - United Patdowns changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua.
03/10 03:52 pm - SloppyBurrito built a new project: Iron Dome
03/10 07:29 am - Kali of Yema has publicly commended the nation of United Patdowns.
03/09 07:28 pm - United Patdowns changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua.
03/09 12:58 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Buyan for the reason of "Zzzz".
03/08 06:28 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Yema for the reason of "Your national anthem sounds like elevator music.".
03/08 04:51 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Scandica for the reason of "The will of the Star Cat is clear. War must come to those who oppose us.".
03/07 01:37 pm - SloppyBurrito destroyed a National Project: Activity Center
03/07 01:35 pm - United Patdowns founded a new city, 21 bop.
03/06 12:06 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Cueshe for the reason of "The working class of your country deserves better. We fight for them".
03/06 03:13 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Cyclone Alfred for the reason of "I am the LAW!".
03/06 02:04 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Arghilian for the reason of "A not-so-general dispute".
03/06 01:59 am - United Patdowns declared war on Touchers for the reason of "Hasta la vista, baby!".
03/06 12:05 am - United Patdowns declared war on Abelsium for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.".
03/06 12:05 am - United Patdowns declared war on OnvOckIS for the reason of "You threw shade, and now I'm throwing tanks. Hope you're ready, sis.".
03/06 12:04 am - United Patdowns declared war on Superland for the reason of "*Pirate noises intensifies*".
03/05 11:57 pm - SloppyBurrito built a new project: Pirate Economy
03/05 12:57 pm - United Patdowns changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua.
03/02 02:28 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Askanien for the reason of "Luke... I am your father.".
03/02 02:17 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Sheol for the reason of "Your flag is cute, but mine's better. Let's settle this in a totally extra way.".
03/02 06:19 am - Monkey D Luffy of One Piece has publicly commended the nation of United Patdowns.
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5 National Projects
Intelligence Agency
Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
Iron Dome
Iron Dome is a national project that gives you a 30% chance of shooting down enemy missiles and prevents 1 improvement from being destroyed by enemy missiles.
Pirate Economy
Pirate Economy is a national project that unlocks an additional offensive war slot and a bonus to loot from ground attacks.
Propaganda Bureau
Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.
Military Research Center
Military Research Center Will allow you to complete military research, and give you two project slots