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United Patdowns

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United Patdowns is a nation led by Agent SloppyBurrito on the continent of Asia. United Patdowns's government is a Banana Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, United Patdowns favors moderate policies. The official currency of United Patdowns is the Bus Tokens. At 181 days old, United Patdowns is a mature nation. United Patdowns has a population of 1,875,191 and a land area of 21,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 89.29. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

Basic Information
Nation Name:	United Patdowns
Leader Name:	SloppyBurrito
Nation ID:	704109 https://test.politicsandwar.com/nation/id=704109
Founded:	03/01/2025 (181 Days Old)
Last Activity:	Last active on 03/17/2025
Unique ID:[?]	5a0a21e990f70f6cafa18dee9
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International Relations
Alliance:	Test Server Alliance No Fly List
Alliance Seniority:	181 days
Color Trade Bloc:	The Gray Inactive Group
Commendations:	3
Denouncements:	1
Nation Page Visits:	721
Economic
Population:	1,875,191
Infrastructure:	15,229.14
Land Area:	21,000 sq. miles
Avg Pop Density:	89.29 people/sq. mi
GDP:	$436,889,667.00
GDP per Capita:	$232.98
GNI:	$909,655,920.00
Economic Policies:	Moderate
Currency:	Bus Tokens
Domestic
Government Type:	Banana Republic
Domestic Policy:	Imperialism
Social Policies:	Moderate
State Religion:	None
National Animal:	Bat
Approval Rating:	0% (-211.88)
Pollution Index:	0 points
Radiation Index:	13.83 R (Global: 7.45 R)
Military
Nation Rank:	#261 of 1,626 Nations (16.05%)
Nation Score:	2,599.73
War Policy:	Fortress
Soldiers: Casualties: Killed:	0 1,881,620 2,343,579
Tanks: Lost: Destroyed:	0 121,565 153,917
Aircraft: Lost: Destroyed:	0 6,703 9,378
Ships: Lost: Destroyed:	36 1,123 962
Spies: Lost: Captured:	60 Unknown Unknown
Missiles: Launched: Eaten:	0 0 12
Nuclear Weapons: Launched: Eaten:	0 0 5
Military Research Ground Capacity Ground Cost Air Capacity Air Cost Naval Capacity Naval Cost	Total: 21 5 0 13 0 3 0
Nation Stats
Infrastructure Destroyed:	7,172.91
Infrastructure Lost:	13,370.00
Money Looted:	$96,930,735.74
Wars Won:	1
Wars Lost:	10
Bounties
There are no posted bounties on this nation.

Map
21 Cities [M]
Gropeport	768.49 Infra, 94,223 People
Gropeport Pop: 94,223 Infra: 768.49 Powered: No
City 2	766.17 Infra, 93,966 People
City 2 Pop: 93,966 Infra: 766.17 Powered: No
City 3	742.67 Infra, 91,356 People
City 3 Pop: 91,356 Infra: 742.67 Powered: No
City 4	743.16 Infra, 91,410 People
City 4 Pop: 91,410 Infra: 743.16 Powered: No
City 5	743.52 Infra, 91,450 People
City 5 Pop: 91,450 Infra: 743.52 Powered: No
City 6	749.63 Infra, 92,131 People
City 6 Pop: 92,131 Infra: 749.63 Powered: No
City 7	781.40 Infra, 95,648 People
City 7 Pop: 95,648 Infra: 781.40 Powered: No
City 8	757.75 Infra, 93,033 People
City 8 Pop: 93,033 Infra: 757.75 Powered: No
City 9	753.86 Infra, 92,601 People
City 9 Pop: 92,601 Infra: 753.86 Powered: No
City 10	499.33 Infra, 63,273 People
City 10 Pop: 63,273 Infra: 499.33 Powered: No
City 11	482.28 Infra, 61,235 People
City 11 Pop: 61,235 Infra: 482.28 Powered: No
City 12	737.28 Infra, 90,754 People
City 12 Pop: 90,754 Infra: 737.28 Powered: No
City 13	693.52 Infra, 85,837 People
City 13 Pop: 85,837 Infra: 693.52 Powered: No
City 14	778.96 Infra, 95,379 People
City 14 Pop: 95,379 Infra: 778.96 Powered: No
City 15	755.98 Infra, 92,836 People
City 15 Pop: 92,836 Infra: 755.98 Powered: No
City 16	700.27 Infra, 86,599 People
City 16 Pop: 86,599 Infra: 700.27 Powered: No
City 17	751.87 Infra, 92,380 People
City 17 Pop: 92,380 Infra: 751.87 Powered: No
City 18	761.68 Infra, 93,469 People
City 18 Pop: 93,469 Infra: 761.68 Powered: No
City 19	774.34 Infra, 94,870 People
City 19 Pop: 94,870 Infra: 774.34 Powered: No
City 20	742.13 Infra, 91,295 People
City 20 Pop: 91,295 Infra: 742.13 Powered: No
21 bop	744.85 Infra, 91,446 People
21 bop Pop: 91,446 Infra: 744.85 Powered: No
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Nation Activity
05/02 03:51 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Civitas Bellorum for the reason of "s an international crisis". 04/18 12:21 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by PMC Blackwater for the reason of "Brutal Mog". 04/03 12:16 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Velakryian Empire for the reason of "Your national bird pooped on our embassy's roof.". 04/01 11:22 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Lantean for the reason of "Raid pm for peace". 03/31 04:32 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Scandica for the reason of "Me too, thanks". 03/28 08:05 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Velakryian Empire for the reason of "Our astrologers said your moon phase is messing up our vibes.". 03/16 02:08 am - United Patdowns declared war on Scandica for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.". 03/16 12:56 am - Asbestosmuncher__ of The Gravel Pits has publicly denounced the nation of United Patdowns. 03/13 07:43 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Egypt for the reason of "By the gods, your insolence cannot go unpunished.". 03/12 07:34 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Dreizehn Fixer Office for the reason of "The will of the Senate is clear. War must come to those who oppose us.". 03/12 12:02 am - United Patdowns declared war on OnvOckIS for the reason of "Welcome to Orbis.". 03/11 09:39 pm - United Patdowns changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua. 03/10 03:52 pm - SloppyBurrito built a new project: Iron Dome 03/10 07:29 am - Kali of Yema has publicly commended the nation of United Patdowns. 03/09 07:28 pm - United Patdowns changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua. 03/09 12:58 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Buyan for the reason of "Zzzz". 03/08 06:28 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Yema for the reason of "Your national anthem sounds like elevator music.". 03/08 04:51 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Scandica for the reason of "The will of the Star Cat is clear. War must come to those who oppose us.". 03/07 01:37 pm - SloppyBurrito destroyed a National Project: Activity Center 03/07 01:35 pm - United Patdowns founded a new city, 21 bop. 03/06 12:06 pm - United Patdowns had war declared by Cueshe for the reason of "The working class of your country deserves better. We fight for them". 03/06 03:13 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Cyclone Alfred for the reason of "I am the LAW!". 03/06 02:04 am - United Patdowns had war declared by Arghilian for the reason of "A not-so-general dispute". 03/06 01:59 am - United Patdowns declared war on Touchers for the reason of "Hasta la vista, baby!". 03/06 12:05 am - United Patdowns declared war on Abelsium for the reason of "The 1% in your nation controls too much wealth. We are going to war for the 99%.". 03/06 12:05 am - United Patdowns declared war on OnvOckIS for the reason of "You threw shade, and now I'm throwing tanks. Hope you're ready, sis.". 03/06 12:04 am - United Patdowns declared war on Superland for the reason of "*Pirate noises intensifies*". 03/05 11:57 pm - SloppyBurrito built a new project: Pirate Economy 03/05 12:57 pm - United Patdowns changed their Color Trade Bloc from Gray to Aqua. 03/02 02:28 pm - United Patdowns declared war on Askanien for the reason of "Luke... I am your father.".
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5 National Projects
	Intelligence Agency Intelligence Agency is a national project that allows you to do two espionage operations per day instead of one and train up to 60 spies.
	Iron Dome Iron Dome is a national project that gives you a 30% chance of shooting down enemy missiles and prevents 1 improvement from being destroyed by enemy missiles.
	Military Research Center Military Research Center Will allow you to complete military research, and give you two project slots
	Pirate Economy Pirate Economy is a national project that unlocks an additional offensive war slot and a bonus to loot from ground attacks.
	Propaganda Bureau Propaganda Bureau is a national project that increases your military unit recruitment rate.
Intelligence Agency Iron Dome Military Research Center Pirate Economy Propaganda Bureau