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United Patdowns is a nation led by Agent SloppyBurrito on the continent of Asia. United Patdowns's government is a Banana Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, United Patdowns favors moderate policies. The official currency of United Patdowns is the Bus Tokens. At 40 days old, United Patdowns is an established nation. United Patdowns has a population of 1,969,956 and a land area of 21,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 93.81. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is seriously lacking with an approval rating of 5.8161%.

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
04/03/2025 12:16 am
Raid		Velakryian Empire
Chara Vela Arch
Gooning Gang		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
04/01/2025 11:22 am
Raid		Lantean
Sheppard
Stargate Atlantis		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/31/2025 04:32 am
Raid		Scandica
Zarkof Odinson
Fight Club		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/28/2025 08:05 pm
Raid		Velakryian Empire
Chara Vela Arch
Gooning Gang		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/16/2025 02:08 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Scandica
Zarkof Odinson
Fight Club		 War Expired
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:43 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Egypt
Youssef Mohamed
Fight Club		 War Expired
Timeline
03/12/2025 07:34 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Dreizehn Fixer Office
Taito
Totally Knot Refulgent		 War Expired
Timeline
03/12/2025 12:02 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance

Fight Club		 Truce
Timeline
03/09/2025 12:58 am
Raid		Buyan
Micheal Snare
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/08/2025 06:28 pm
Raid		Yema
Kali
The High Horde		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/08/2025 04:51 pm
Raid		Scandica
Zarkof Odinson
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:06 pm
Raid		Cueshe
Ruben Caballero
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 03:13 am
Raid		Cyclone Alfred
Alfred
Fight Club		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 02:04 am
Raid		Arghilian
Frijhidien Late
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 01:59 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Touchers
Diddy
Order of the Silly Starcats		 Defeat
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:05 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Abelsium
Abel
Totally Knot Refulgent		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:05 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance

Fight Club		 Truce
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:04 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Superland
Super
Fight Club		 War Expired
Timeline
03/02/2025 02:28 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Askanien
Adalbert
Shwingularity		 Defeat
Timeline
03/02/2025 02:17 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Sheol
Abaddon
Shwingularity		 War Expired
Timeline
03/02/2025 01:34 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Million-petal Lotus
Big Baller
Shwingularity		 Victory
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:02 am
Raid		Creators Faction Alliance
Zero
Shwingularity		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:02 am
Raid		Angevin
Betta
Shwingularity		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:01 am
Raid		Westerosia
SeaFyre
Shwingularity		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
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