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United Patdowns is a nation led by Agent SloppyBurrito on the continent of Asia. United Patdowns's government is a Banana Republic with very moderate social policies. Economically, United Patdowns favors moderate policies. The official currency of United Patdowns is the Bus Tokens. At 91 days old, United Patdowns is a mature nation. United Patdowns has a population of 1,811,191 and a land area of 21,000.00 sq. miles. This gives it a national average population density of 86.25. Pollution in the nation is almost non-existent. The citizens' faith in the government is completely depleted with an approval rating of 0%.

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Date Aggressor Defender Information
05/02/2025 03:51 am
Raid		Civitas Bellorum
Cario
SPCA		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
04/18/2025 12:21 pm
Raid		PMC Blackwater
Mycs
Moggers		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
04/03/2025 12:16 am
Raid		Velakryian Empire
Chara Vela Arch
Gooning Gang		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
04/01/2025 11:22 am
Raid		Lantean
Sheppard
Stargate Atlantis		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/31/2025 04:32 am
Raid		Scandica
Zarkof Odinson
Fight Club		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/28/2025 08:05 pm
Raid		Velakryian Empire
Chara Vela Arch
Gooning Gang		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/16/2025 02:08 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Scandica
Zarkof Odinson
Fight Club		 War Expired
Timeline
03/13/2025 07:43 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Egypt
Youssef Mohamed
Fight Club		 War Expired
Timeline
03/12/2025 07:34 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Dreizehn Fixer Office
Taito
Totally Knot Refulgent		 War Expired
Timeline
03/12/2025 12:02 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance

Fight Club		 Truce
Timeline
03/09/2025 12:58 am
Raid		Buyan
Micheal Snare
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/08/2025 06:28 pm
Raid		Yema
Kali
The High Horde		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/08/2025 04:51 pm
Raid		Scandica
Zarkof Odinson
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:06 pm
Raid		Cueshe
Ruben Caballero
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 03:13 am
Raid		Cyclone Alfred
Alfred
Fight Club		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 02:04 am
Raid		Arghilian
Frijhidien Late
Order of the Silly Starcats		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 01:59 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Touchers
Diddy
Order of the Silly Starcats		 Defeat
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:05 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Abelsium
Abel
Totally Knot Refulgent		 War Expired
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:05 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance

Fight Club		 Truce
Timeline
03/06/2025 12:04 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Superland
Super
Fight Club		 War Expired
Timeline
03/02/2025 02:28 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Askanien
Adalbert
Shwingularity		 Defeat
Timeline
03/02/2025 02:17 pm
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Sheol
Abaddon
Shwingularity		 War Expired
Timeline
03/02/2025 01:34 am
Raid		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		Million-petal Lotus
Big Baller
Shwingularity		 Victory
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:02 am
Raid		Creators Faction Alliance
Zero
Shwingularity		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:02 am
Raid		Angevin
Betta
Shwingularity		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 War Expired
Timeline
03/01/2025 02:01 am
Raid		Westerosia
SeaFyre
Shwingularity		United Patdowns
SloppyBurrito
Test Server Alliance		 Defeat
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