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TURNIP LIBERATION ARMY

United Nations 2 Rejects Peace, Turnips Going To War

United Nations 2 declares war on pile of turnips.

By Farmer Potato
03/11/2024 09:09 am
Updated: 03/11/2024 09:09 am

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In the comedic land of United Nonsense 2, where diplomacy wears clown shoes, the mighty nation has just declared war on an unsuspecting pile of turnips.

 

 

untied nations 2 rejected peace and kept attacking the turnips so... prepare to die.

 


In the riveting saga of the Turnip Uprising, brace yourself for the thrilling sequel to the infamous Emu War! The UN2, fueled by a burning desire for revenge and a deep-seated grudge against root vegetables, has embarked on a mission to take down the menacing turnips that have allegedly hijacked their color bloc name and threatened the global stage with a veggie apocalypse.

Watch as the UN2 warriors, armed with kitchen utensils and vegetable peelers, wage war against the misunderstood turnips. Will they succeed in avenging their honor, or will the turnips prove once again that vegetables are the unsung heroes of the culinary world? Tune in for the epic battle of the century – Turnips vs. UN2.

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Posted March 11, 2024 at 5:15 pm

turnips declared war on un2 first, and peace will only be made when turnips realise that their mission is wrong and unethical.

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Posted March 13, 2024 at 3:24 am

You guys declared war on me and I wiped the floor with all of you guys. Thanks for the free loot! Fight me again if you dare. I look forward to stealing all your stuff again

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