"You're always gonna have trouble lifting a body in one piece. Apparently, the best thing to do is chop the corpse into six or seven pieces and pile it all together. Then when you've got your pieces, you've got to get rid of them, because it's no good just leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a day or two, then the sight of chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You've gotta shave the heads of your victims and pull their teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig !@#$, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who owns a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig... can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh... every minute. Hence the expression, 'as greedy as a pig."