Bengali man throws rocks at potato tree, gets chased by tanks

A month ago, a seemingly friendly man from Bengal threw rocks at an old potato tree, probably trying to obtain our sweet, sweet crop before the tree fell over and it went bad. 

The man managed to get a bit of our potatoes from the tree, and took a nice, crunchy bite out of the raw thing which obviously tasted bad. 

He enjoyed his potato, but suddenly he heard engines, where did they come from? It was from uphill, there were tanks, but soon he realised there were engines... In the sky... So the innocent man now is getting bombed for whatever reason, and it probably won't stop until the wars are over.

The PTGC is known for ending the wars as soon as possible so it'll last less if nobody counters the counters :p

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Man can I get a coffee?