Message from the fried potatoes

Hi, this is citizen 367272, please help me my family is- *gunshot*

Hi, this is citizen 367273, unfortunately, the citizen 367272 was ki- *gunshot*

Hi, this citizen 367274, unfortunately, the last two reporters were found dead in their apartments, it seems they've both committed autodie by shooting themselves in the back of the head seven times

Regardless of this event, I'm here to announce that... There's... No news?! *cough*

I think I forgor, hehehe...

*gunshot*

Hi, this is citizen 367275 I'm here to *the transmission turns static*

+"Citizen 367275, Please repeat the whole thing"

-"no"

I'm bored asf lmao