High Winds Cause Undershirt to Rip Off Clothesline, Devastating Leeds

It is with a heavy heart that I write this report. Mike Dinkle, one of my good friends, hung his undershirt out to dry a couple days ago. We have strict guidelines about where and how to hang drying clothes as to not cause flooding in major cities. This was a worst case scenario. Mike didn't use enough clothes pins to hang up his shirt. Heavy winds earlier today caused it to be flung from the line and carried over 200 meters west, where it eventually rested on Leeds' industrial district (Thank goodness it wasn't the downtown). Three buildings collapsed, and over 2 dozen citizens were reported either dead or missing. The north section of Leeds now smells pretty bad. Medical support, as well as rebuilding supplies, were carried in by the bucketful. Mike is serving three years for criminal negligence leading to third-degree manslaughter.