Tiny Spaniards Break Into Minifridge, Stealing Pizza Slice

This just in: Spaniards have broken into my fridge and stolen my pizza. Over the past 3 weeks, a group of 40 - 50 men have been tunnelling through my kitchen wall. Just last night, they snuck into my fridge and took half a slice of my homemade pizza. The bastards. They were caught two days later, about halfway across my back garden. I know food taxes are tough these days, but seriously? I'll have to get one of Danny's kittens to keep guard next time.